REFINED VICES

it would not do to enter into conversation without being formally introduced good sirs. it certainly will not do to introduce oneself. i find myself to be in quite a bothersome situation. Mon Cheri Ermenegildo... I quite wish I was in the position to introduce you into this wonderful den of all thi...

I believe my name carries sufficent import for this refined atmosphere. Remember, as an American we lack the British taste for titles on one's nom-de-plume but, instead, rely on the worth of the man's reputation itself. In this case, I'll leave the task to you. I believe we have seen a chink in the...

[quote="Theodore S. Maul, Esq."]It was undoubtedly one of the finest, if not the finest, smoking moments of my life. I accompanied it with some Niepoort Ruby Porto and spent well over an hour puffing those incredible aromas. The only proper way to do this was donning a fez and a smoking jacket (mine...

Dear Le Comte. An excellent suggestion and to be commended. One warning though. The Epivac is primarily for short term use, as the one way valve will eventually weaken and loose the vacuum. If our esteemed Esquire is waiting some time between samplings, he may find himself in a dour mood when he ta...

Dear sir. You are wise beyond your years and to be congratulated! You are correct in observing that oxidation does take place. My remedy for this is to decant the contents of a partial bottle into a scrupulously clean container of the correct size. Such as a silver flask, or small crystal decanter....

Dear Mistress Elena. It is your perogative to enjoy whatever pre prandial suits you. You bring to this forum a delightful distraction. With a bit of dash in lighting my cigar and tipping my fedora, I welcome you. Regards Excellent website you have here, good sirs. While I am not a particular fan of...

Unless I am mistaken, didn't the Bundaberg go down in a heap of flames in New Jersey, U.S.A. in the '30's? Good day all. I am Dacaqa Fe Noyetuxuhe of somewhere with Spanish heritage. Taking Henry Deare up on his first statement, I am surprised that any Australian even consumes that foul swill that ...

I always like to think that my favourite whisky is the one in front of me. That being said, my most memorable are , in no particular order, Ezra Brooks Bourbon 15 year old in a special leather package which for some reason reminded me of a Madonna concert. Caol Ila 12 year old from Islay, a wonderfu...

Dear Don Juan Pablo. Firstly, I hope you take no offense in my addressing you as "Don". Senor does not do justice to a man of your talents and accumen.. Secondly, thank you for taking the time from your pursuits to attend to my "obstacle". As you have related some of your past challenges, I feel obl...

Dear Count. You are (of course) forgiven for not knowing the marque of your pipe. Thanks for the lead on Don Juan Pablo. I'm receptive to his keen insight. Regards.

By the way Count. Is that a Peterson pipe you're sporting there in your profile picture?

My homemade rum is similiar, though I like to think it's a cut above. The locals here have quite a strong tradition of unauthorized distilling and were happy to take me under their wing when I gained their trust (aided with a few farthings). I am now held in some esteem by the locals for enthusiasti...

Salutations to the brethren! I am loathe to reveal my true name here because the last time I did such on a similiar forum I received a number of off topic replies from the tax collector and my ex-wives. That being said, I am happy to find a place such as this where we can just be ourselves. Currentl...

Firstly, cork is traditional and therefore gets my nod. It's much more pleasing than a piece of plastic or metal. Cork can impart a taste to wine when it becomes infected with a microbe, hence the term "corked". I actually found this flavor to improve some of the plonk I was buying awhile back when ...