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I have now tested this method several times and for me it has worked all these times. I should clarify that this is not actually a cure but it will most certainly make your cold lesser. This may seem ridiculous to some of you non believers out there but for me it works every time.

The most important thing about this 'cure' is that you start the treatment immediately when you feel like getting a cold, slightly coarce throat etc.

I recommend canarian honey rum for this cure. Pour one shot or swig it straight from the bottle, hold it in your mouth and gargle in your throat. You must do this atleast twice a day, preferably in the morning and in the evening. Between these two shots you must keep drinking drinks such as home made red/black currant juice mixed with sugar and hot water. Hot chocolate will also suffice or honey mixed with hot water. As a bonus you can mix rum in hot chocolate if you're not working that day . I recommend Havana Club 7.

Repeat this for atleast 2 days, 3 days to be safe. This may kill your cold altogether but if not it will atleast tame it down so much you will hardly notice you have a cold. (Thank you Tiare for reminding me to post this).

I can vouch for that cure..i just KNOW these things work! you know what i`m talking about Count, we have discussed it before. It really helps these cures involving rum!

I've found that Knob Creek Bourbon does the trick nicely, especially if one is clogged and coughing. It clears the sinuses well, coats the throat, and doesn't produce the urge to cough.

This one is effective, at least it was when i tried it:

Whip up 1 eggyolk, lots of rum and whiskey too, fresh chilipepper, 6 crushed garlic cloves and drink it, go to bed.

I think you guys will find its just that you are so intoxicated you dont feel the cold.