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International Talk Like A Pirate Day

'tis tomorrow! 19th September 'tis the day that the world goes Pirate Crazy.

Toast the spirit of Pirates with a splash of Grog and use any opportunity you can to give a hearty "Arrrrrrrrrrrrr!"

I would hope that even the fine gentlemen here would respect and honour this day dedicated to pirates! Did you know that there is a direct relation between the drop in the number of pirates and increase in global warming? Join in the fun and do some good for the world!

Even a gentleman must occasionally step up from the comfort of his diamond buttoned wing chair and join the festivities of the day. What shall you be drinking?

Having never really got a taste for Rum it's likely that I'll be toasting the spirits of Pirates with a bog standard Captain Morgan, I believe he was a pirate after all! Certainly not Lamb's Old Navy anyway!

Oh no no no, forget about Morgan! Pick something from the store I've given silver or gold to, or even bronze. I'd say even pirates cringe at ye olde Morgan. I do, atleast to the Jamaican version of Morgan.