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REFINED VICES • Dear readers...
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Dear readers...

Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 9:48 pm
by Count Silvio
Venerable gentlemen, ladies and fellow colleagues:

As I am writing this letter, quietly secluded from the hustle and bustle of my man servant running about the house, I sit weary of the day relaxing in my reliable old leather recliner, clothed in my burgundy smoking jacket and fez, it has regrettably come to my attention that I've run out of space on my bookshelf, where I like to keep my hooch reserves. I have already fuelled my fire with the books, some first edtions might I add, that were taking up valuable space that was needed for the storage of my precious hooch. Now I know the obvious solution would be to drink more to make more space but as a reviewer I need to keep some and at the pace which I am obtaining these new bottles it seems insurmountable. So my question, dear readers, is: Where the devil do I put all my hooch so it is easily accessible and nicely displayed?

Yours truly, Count Silvio Dante.

Re: Dear readers...

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 4:52 pm
by AngelSword
I removed the servants from their quarters, leaving them the tool closet. I was able to then convert the servant kitchen cabinets into liquor display. I also converted the previous sleeping quarters into additional storage. The living room became a tasting area.

Re: Dear readers...

Posted: Sun Jan 20, 2008 5:06 pm
by Count Silvio
Interesting solutions. I must see if my servant has any useful cabinets.

Re: Dear readers...

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 4:21 am
by AngelSword
Count Silvio wrote:Interesting solutions. I must see if my servant has any useful cabinets.
Have your servants build the desired cabinets BEFORE throwing them out.

Re: Dear readers...

Posted: Mon Jan 28, 2008 12:49 pm
by Count Silvio
A good advice sir!