A Gentleman's Guide No. 1
{xtypo_quote}A gentleman never begins a speech by addressing the crowd as 'ladies and gentlemen' as there can only be one gentleman in the crowd at a time.
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{xtypo_quote}The drinking vessel of the gentleman is neither half full or half empty because a gentleman is neither a pessimist or an optimist, he's merely a realist.
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{xtypo_quote}Let it never be said that the gentleman has an expensive or inexpensive taste, he merely knows the true worth of his satisfaction.
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{xtypo_quote}A gentleman never engages in commerce with the ladies of the night, he merely recompenses fairly to those who satisfy his needs.
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